Everyone thinks that gay marriage is bad for our society, well so is obesity, but they arent trying to ban fat marriage now are they?

"Why do we have middle fingers?"

"Because i cant tell you how much i hate you with my pinkie"

We live, we love we laugh, we cry, we fail we die. Were strong, we have faith. Were together, were forever. We can beat this.

I will not worry about what tomorrow will bring. I will live for today, in the moment. Care not about the future, but the present in its enirety.

HER: "Your a w.hore"
HIM: " Yea, but im an expensive w.hore, i cost $15,000 American, you cant afford me Betch"

*another infamous line by Mr. Maison

HER: "Wow he looks like he got beat with an ugly stick"
HIM: "No he got beat with the whole damn tree"

"Rely on me baby and the world can never touch either of us, we are beyond the reach of fate"

I wonder if i will evr meet somone thats nice, intelligent, sane & interesting. Probably not. & evn if someone like that crossd my path his pleasant demeanor would end up a mask, and under it would be a serial killer with a chainsaw fetish