CARPE SCROTUM:
Grab life by the balls.

^.^ Made me smile lol

Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. And it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
-Marilyn Monroe

Yeah, they talk about her.
She smiles like she's so tough.
She says, "Hey, can you talk
a little louder? I don't think my
heart is broken enough."

I like dead end signs. They're kind. They at least have the decency to let you know you're going nowhere.
-Bugs Bunny

Mr. Bartender, get me something strong. It's been a night like this and it's all gone wrong. Mix a bit of love and pain with a full shot of jealousy. She's got everything you didn't have in me.

Today I woke up alone,
Wishing you were here with me.
I want us to be something
We'll probably never be.

You're only here a moment, then you're gone.
You always find a way to lead me on.

She's completely unexplainable, you think she's a good girl. But when you get to know her, she's everything; she's crazy; she's funny; she's honest. And you'll never know what she'll do next.

You hit me with the truth but honestly
I think a bus would have hurt less

Same old story
That everyone knows
One heart holding on,
The other letting go