"I love you."
These are the hardest words to say, but they're also the easiest to take back.

It's been confirmed that I have a mild case of epilepsy and being around you makes me too excited, so we need to break up.

^^ Break up line.

You mean more than life to me...

But I'm suicidal.

^^Break up line.

He's not going to quote poetry and he's not going to think of you every moment, but he'll give you a part of him he knows you can break.

I could have held you in my arms forever and it still wouldn't have been long enough.

Me: *smoking*
Child: -sneaking up behind me - Smoking is dirty.
Me: So are rude children.
Child: It'll kill you.
Me: So will talking to strangers... You can go away now.

True story! It just happened Friday night! :P

You fed me a silly pick up line. I replied by telling you I've already heard that one. You said, "It's no line. It's the truth." Then I walked away, because I've heard that one, too.

Did you know that Cinderella didn't have to
take her dress off to win her prince? She had
romance without regrets and she didn't lose
anything she couldn't get back the next morning.

A pair of ticket stubs in his desk, a movie I'd never seen. I probably shouldn't ask; it sounds so accusing. He must have forgotten to mention boys night out.

See, the months, they don't matter. It's the days. I can't take when the hours move to minutes and I'm seconds away.