The most dangerous thing in the world?

Boredom--

Who can honestly say they haven't come up with some pretty creative ideas on how to take over the world, just because they were bored? I mean, building flower robots that hypnotise people.

Summarizing my biggest hardship in one word?

Kittens.

The furry little monsters that sleep under your bed at night. Or try to suffocate you in your sleep (by sitting on your face).

I glanced at my best friend from the corner of my eye, something about him wasn't quite right. when he noticed his face went red and he smiled. Katey said it's a sickness and she grinned at me, he's got it bad.

So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.

You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them?

I can't say no, I can't say yes. Yet I know this new thing is for the very best. Asking for my approval, knowing I'll give. Then walking away with his hand in yours. Another sad, sad end.

I came to a conclusion, I am completely in love with the wicked witch of the neighborhood. She's got beautiful eyes and a mile long smile. She enchants and protects. But the worst is, she's my friend.

She's got it down to an art. That half smile and sad eyes. How to draw you in and be a friend. And how in the end that's not what you want to be at all.

Teacher. "Kai, why are you going to rambort?"
Kai."I'm just planning to ambush some person who seems to be dangerous, involved with a gang, and, to top it all off, is possibly insane. No big deal I do that all the time."

Right, cut down on the melodrama. I'm working on it. And while I'm at it, I should probably stop talking to myself.