Quotes by theory of the loser

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  • They say honesty is the best way to go. But how do you tell someone that you were dreaming about them? You don't, you lie and say it was a nightmare.

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  • "say hello to my little friend."

    "I'd rather not..."

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  • He's loud, he's annoying, he won't leave you alone. He's taking over and he has no idea he's doing it. He overlooks your feelings . You want to punch him but love him too much to follow through. Trust me, I know how you feel.

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  • "Does-- Does Jainey like me?"

    I kept my mask in place and my insides squirmed. Yes, she likes you, but I like you more and liked you longer. You stupid -insert a violent string of curse words that I probably shouldn't repeat-.

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  • Blah Blah blah- I tuned out as per usual. I have this strange skill where I can retain information without paying attention. I glance over at my crush. He's glaring at the page like it said something offensive and smirked when he stabbed it with his pen.

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  • My sister might be a 'little' bit insane, but she's cool. I like living with her, even though our parents are terrified that she'll kill me in my sleep....

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  • I saw him standing there, heart on his sleeve and tears in his eyes. He came to me, his best friend and said he was fine. I who watched her cheat, would be his shoulder. I who loved him so deeply, would stay invisible, his best friend.

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  • Some people just give off that seriously creepy feeling that makes the hairs on your neck stand up on end, shrivel up, and then fall off.

    14 years ago
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  • "You can't date him, you're too different. Like two opposing sides of a coin."

    "But the sides of the coin can't exist without the other. Without one or the other you couldn't have a coin."

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  • Sometimes. Correction, all the time. I mess up. It's usually stupid things that don't matter to anyone else but me. Until I get them in the mess too..

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