Quotes by theory of the loser

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  • He's different, artistic, emotionally unstable, and I'm pretty sure, insane. He's sweet and very gentle. Lastly, he's completely, heels over head in love with me. I guess that's how the world works sometimes.

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  • Love is a fickle thing, but it's totally worth it.

    14 years ago
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  • So you are scared of child birth... But you aren't scared of a serial killer or a burgular getting into your house...

    You are one strange person my friend...

    14 years ago
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  • I noticed how he bacame a little softer to me, but to everyone else still held on to his insane arrogance and pride. though now he seems nicer to people. Note I say nicer. He toletrates life now, and some of the people in it.

    14 years ago
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  • Some days you're the dog...

    ...and somedays you're the fire hydrant

    14 years ago
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  • It's not like I go and profess my love to him everyday, or at all for that matter. I just watch him from a distance and bug the crap out of him occasionally and delight in how he tries and fails to change the way I am.

    14 years ago
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  • Apparently I'm not happy enough. Well happy can go get stuffed- I'm calm, cool, and collected just the way I like it

    14 years ago
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  • The teacher looked at me. "Cliffet, Hawn, you'll be working together today."

    And I do a little dance inside my ead. Today's a good day.

    "Try not to kill eachother."

    Or not.

    14 years ago
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  • She knew exactly what she was doing to get me to confess. Argh! This is why I hate girls. They can't just be straight foreward about it or beat it out of us. Nooo, they have to get under our skin to frustrate us into telling them.

    14 years ago
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  • I tend to find many things mentally hilarious. Such as when he, the one who I always teased and whom hated me, came through the door and professed his undying love for me. When I always thought it was I who loved him. The irony of it all.

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