"say hello to my little friend."

"I'd rather not..."

So he's a vampire... And vampires are real.... He isn't sparkling is he?

I want whatever you're on... If you're getting turned on by a 'sparkly', pale, scrawny man...

Despite our teacher's lack of interest in our class, no one talked or passed notes. He had a knack for knowing who exactly it was and would throw a well-aimed pen, ruler, or eraser at our head. Hitting just the right spot where it hurt like hell.

I failed to see how I was weird when he was the one who wore bright orange all the time and had a sick obsession with ramen.

He's different, artistic, emotionally unstable, and I'm pretty sure, insane. He's sweet and very gentle. Lastly, he's completely, heels over head in love with me. I guess that's how the world works sometimes.

Love is a fickle thing, but it's totally worth it.

So you are scared of child birth... But you aren't scared of a serial killer or a burgular getting into your house...

You are one strange person my friend...

I noticed how he bacame a little softer to me, but to everyone else still held on to his insane arrogance and pride. though now he seems nicer to people. Note I say nicer. He toletrates life now, and some of the people in it.

Some days you're the dog...

...and somedays you're the fire hydrant

It's not like I go and profess my love to him everyday, or at all for that matter. I just watch him from a distance and bug the crap out of him occasionally and delight in how he tries and fails to change the way I am.