I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. |
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. |
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. |
"You're not the person that I once knew. |
"There's no kindness in your eyes, |
"Stop and stare |
"Stop and stare |