"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a LOSER in aluminum foil."

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.