When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.