Quotes by CalGirl

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  • If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

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  • I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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  • There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

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  • In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

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  • Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

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  • "Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy

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  • Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

    16 years ago
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  • If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

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  • "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757

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  • Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

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