If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. |
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. |
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. |
In God we trust; all others must pay cash. |
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. |
"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy |
Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key. |
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives. |
"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757 |
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? |