The Little Red Rose
Beauty whom no one could ever compare...

Pondering What to Write by oNice
As I reached to grab my pen...

Mary had a little lamb
And tied him to a heater...

Death to Poetry by oNice
I hate poetry, yes I do...

SOLDIERS
Soldiers fight for Freedom true...

Five raging rabbi ran around a ragged rock...
Say it three times..or once really fast if you...

END OF THE WORLD
I got a cup of coffee at a Starbucks cafe...

I shot an arrow into the air
It fell to earth I know not where...

You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color...

Fatty and Skinny by oNice
Fatty and skinny went to bed...

There it lies sleeping
The silvery moonlit lake...

Willie, with a thirst for gore,
Nailed his sister to the door...