You could be in hell for all I care, I'm going after you!

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?"
He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If elected I promise...'

You don't have to force your smile for everyone else, it's O.K. to just smile for yourself.

When life gives you lemons . . . SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!!

God loves me, why don't you?

After a year of therapy my psychiatrist told me "Well . . maybe life isn't for everyone after all."

In the end, people don't really care about others. If they did, they would have never given up on them.

Somewhere... someone.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson