I was bringing you flowers, but then i realized you probably hate me just as much as everyone else.

...Chickens have amazing ovaries!!
....i mean...think about it...
THEY LAY EGGS!
Personally, thats the raddest thing anything (or anyone) could ever do.

Self-Confidance is being able to stand in a crowded area, lift your arms above your head, and scream "Mary Had a Little Lamb".