Life is like milk. It has an expiration date.
Or you could say that life's like a potato. yes, a...

Jeans are awesome
Except for when they don't fit...

Hi, my name is Bob.
I like corn on the cob...

Hey, my name is blake.
I love to eat cake...

Roses are red
violets are blue...

I do not like pie.
Pie makes me cry...

I have this friend named ben.
And i thought he was weird cuz he had a pet hen...