Hi, my name is Bob.
I like corn on the cob...

Roses are red
violets are blue...

Jeans are awesome
Except for when they don't fit...

Life is like milk. It has an expiration date.
Or you could say that life's like a potato. yes, a...

I do not like pie.
Pie makes me cry...

I have this friend named ben.
And i thought he was weird cuz he had a pet hen...

Hey, my name is blake.
I love to eat cake...