Quotes by Momma

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  • I have a bad case of bulimia...
    I just always forgot to throw up

    not mine but I love it

    14 years ago
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  • It takes one BOY to love a million girls one way
    but...
    it takes one MAN to love one girl a million ways

    not mine but i liked it

    15 years ago
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  • TEEN PREGNANCY:
    "I hope it's a puppy..."

    thanx Melissa-not-cat

    15 years ago
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  • Plz rrc my poem noah eugene miller ill return the favor

    15 years ago
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  • When everybody is out to get u, being paranoid is just good thinking

    not mine

    16 years ago
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  • Hey guys plz rrc my new poem called "when you're gone" ill return the favor thanx

    16 years ago
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  • We are classy
    we are divine
    you're gonna miss us
    we're the class of '09

    16 years ago
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  • Mirror, mirror on the wall
    im f**king awesome... thats right im telling the mirror, im not asking it anything

    -said by my best guy friend: lunch president sethcat.

    16 years ago
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  • Plz rrc my new poem "a wrist cutters love story" ill return the favor

    16 years ago
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  • HER: What are you doing?
    HIM: Thinking.
    HER: About what?
    HIM:About how i have the best girlfriend in the world
    HER THOUGHTS: I wish i was her

    16 years ago
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