TEEN PREGNANCY:
"I hope it's a puppy..."

thanx Melissa-not-cat

It takes one BOY to love a million girls one way
but...
it takes one MAN to love one girl a million ways

not mine but i liked it

</3i may be broken hearted without you but at least i'm not dead</3

My bf: yea its good luck to tuch a squirrels tail
me: ok...
My bf: *sees a squirrel and chases after it. touches its tail. ends up slipping on the wet grass and falling flat on his face*
me: wasnt so lucky after all, was it?
LOL
tru convo

ME: i want to give u everything you want
HIM: but i already have u
<3

a real convo-
thank u baby for giving me something worth living for

HIM: your beautiful
ME: you're crazy
HIM: about you

ily ssssssssoooooooooo much baby!

ME: i dont deserve you
HIM: you deserve better than me... you deserve the world
ME: but you are my world

* real convo*
<3

C: i didnt kno that
B: yea havent u eva heard the saying everything is bigger in texas?
ME: oh i guess ur not from texas baby
MY BF: *sighs and nods* i kno

tru convo

** srry baby i love u!!!!!!!!

An 88 year old virgin goes to the doctor and tells him she has crabs! he said no these arent crabs, they're fruit flies... your cherry has rotten!

B: im not gonna throw u down and rape u, i just wanna get up
A: i cant touch u now

(famous bathroom quote)