Boy: why you were a bra you have nothing to put in there
girl: you were pants dont you?

Me:hey mandy guess what! *snickers*
mandy: what?
me:guess where i saw your bf at!
mandy: where?
me: at KUM AND GO (get it? LOL)
mandy: 0.0 what!!!!! your sick!!!

(real conversation)

Please...dont tell me its over.....i dont know if i can live without you.....if you leave me my heart will die....cause it was yours and your just going to kill it....and throw it away as if it was nothing....

Hey!! do you know what iowa stands for?
it stands for Idiots out walking around!
(and the gay part is im from iowa)

Oh i just want to hurt you so i can hear you scream my name!!

Sometimes i imagine me grabbing a knife and stabbing you until all your blood flowed out of your body and your body was in pieces....but until i get you alone i'll just keep imagining....

I wonder.....if you are in love with someone...and i mean in in love with them...how long do you think it takes to get over them?....cause you cant stand to see them with someone else....can anyone answer my question?

I miss you....i cant stop thinking of you....it drives me insane.....i wonder....do you miss me 2?

I pity you....you dont understand anything at all!!
i love you!!! why cant you love me and not her....
stop going back to her all the time! for once come back to me! and stay!

Love is sometimes a reality and sometimes an illusion..but they both have the same thing in common.....pain and broken hearts.....