Value time more than money - because time can get you money, but money can't get you time.

Sun may hate clouds for blocking it from time to time, but it doesn't mean that it will leave the sky.

If you can't seem to find the right words, quote a bumper sticker.

Remember when i told you you were cool..?
I lied.
Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way ?

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Dog looks at a person:"You give me food, love, shelter..You must be God!"
Cat looks at a person:"You give me food, love, shelter..I must be God!"

Screw love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

I like shopping, drinking, and weddings - I just don't like the consequences.

A wise man once said:"I don't know, go ask a woman."