Lifes a bucket of fun and i just puked in it.

Yooh wanna know whats funny?
yooh'r the only thing keeping me from killing myself

Me: whats with guys and the naughty school girl fantasy?
Him: i dont hav dat fantasy, mi fantasy is u

real thing between me and my bf =D

Ashleigh: *Trys on Kates glasses* Woah yooh'r blind
Kate: No i'm not I just can't see

Kate: Hmmm where's my penis?
Kirst: iuno
Kate: Oooo, He's coming

I call my boyfriend my penis

There is heartbreak lurking around every corner

Love is just heart break in disguise

Dead silence, Silent death, nothings the same after yoohr last breath

What doesn't kill yooh only breaks yooh'r heart

"Gahh don't add me into big convos or my computer will commit suicide"