Quotes by xMisSxMassacrEx

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  • Twinkle, twinkle,
    little s!*t.
    Name one guy
    you haven't f&&&ed.

    13 years ago
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  • Of all the things about me that could frighten you,
    You worry about my driving.

    15 years ago
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  • I've come to the conclusion that I'm going to Hell in multiple religions.

    14 years ago
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  • I've said it so many times;
    "I would change my ways, no never mind."
    God knows I've tried..

    14 years ago
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  • This Isn't A Quote..
    It's For My Friend Matt That Died In A Car Crash On 1.20.10. Matt, I Really, Really Miss You..I Honestly Didn't Want You To Go..But, I Hope You're Happy And Safe Up There..And Don't Forget To Save Me A Seat..

    14 years ago
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  • You Still Need Stars When You're Wishin' At Night, A Best Friend To Set You Right, A Good Laugh, A Warm Bath, And A Beautiful Song You Can Sing Along To.

    14 years ago
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  • I Couldn't Fix Your Breaks, So I Made Your Horn Louder.

    14 years ago
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  • I accidentally rear ended a car at a stoplight.
    The driver, a midget, got out and yelled at me, "I'm Not Happy"
    I leaned down and replied, "Well Then, Which One Are You?"

    15 years ago
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  • Be strong now
    Because things will get better.
    It may be stormy now,
    But it can't rain forever.

    15 years ago
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  • In seven days, God created the world.
    And in seven seconds, I shattered mine.

    15 years ago
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