How do I feel about gun control?
Break into my house one night && find out.

The things people say and do to you says more about them than it does about you.

People may not remember exactly what you did or what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel.

I applied for a job at a mental institution. They said that I need to log 24 hours with a retard. Wanna kick it tomorrow? ..I got crayons.

Although I look so much alive, from the start I slowly die. And now it's time that I give up. I was never good enough. Sight and sound becomes a blur. I can't believe that you chose her..

Here's to the heart breakers who are so good at hiding all the evidence and pretending all along. Who are you kidding? You don't know what you're missing. Yes I'm fine now, thanks for asking. Here's to the fakers. Here's to the heart breakers.

Cop: You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? Well, we don't. Sign here.

Cop: You didn't know how fast you where going? I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?

So now you want me to fix everything. But baby, there's so much and so little time to replace the things I've broken, ripped apart and thrown away. You can say that you don't miss me. I think about you everyday.

If I had to choose between you or my dog, I would rather choose my dog because he doesn't need as much food as you do.