If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them..

True strength is holding yourself together when everyone else expects you to fall apart.

Friend: "Have You Seen My Acid?"
Me: "F**k Your Acid, Have You Seen The Dinosaur In The Kitchen?"

If my smoking bothers you..
Don't breathe.

Remember when I told you to shut the f**k up
And you were so shocked, your jar dropped and nothing came out?
D**n, I miss that.

My parents said that I could be anything I set my mind to.
So I became a b***h.

Hey, remember that time that you fell?
Haha.
I do.

If you had a life,
You'd stop talking about mine.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup
And shit a better argument than that.

Behind every beautiful girl,
There's a dumbass guy who
Did her wrong and made her strong.