If a guy flashes you,
Ask him if it comes in adult sizes.

I used to care, but now I take a pill for that.

I taught your boyfriend that thing you like.

You're probably just as fake
As the lies that you spread.

Sometimes I get really depressed,
Then I remember that I have huge boobs
And that makes everything better.

I don't want to be your whole life,
Just your favorite part.

You're Fat.
Don't try and sugar coat it
Because you'll eat that, too.

Sorry.
I won't be giving you my heart this year,
But I do have another throbbing organ
You might be interested in..

Don't chase them,
Replace them.

If you don't like gay marriage,
Blame straight people.
They're the ones who keep having gay babies.