Now I lay me down to sleep,
My life in tatters at my feet.
If I should wake before I die,
I pray these tattered wings can fly.

If I said I didn't miss you,
I'd probably be lying.
But honestly, between us two
It's far better than dying.

Bartender, pour me a vacation.

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire,
I hold with those who favor fire.

I'll pretend it's not forever and I'll pull myself together. I'll say he never hurt me and I'll look at it as learning..

Black, black, black and blue.
Beat me 'till I'm numb.
Tell the Devil I said, "Hey"
When you get back to where you're from.

These sleepless nights. This isn't how it's supposed to be, but you're so good at taking your time to get back to me.

Me: I'm gonna laugh so hard the day you get killed for goin up to a black girl and tellin her that her clothes don't match.
Friend: Nah I would never go up to a black girl and say she don't match. That's like tellin her that her weave is crooked!

If a**h0les could fly, this place would be an airport.

I work at a vet clinic. When euthanizing a pet, we give you the option of staying in the room with them or leaving.

Always stay. They look for you once you're gone.