CHOCOLATE MUFFINS
i love em and i haven't found one person who dosen't love em yet

(if you don't tell me cuz you got issues)

Revenge is one of the only cures for sadness
(if not jus get over it)

In the garden of eden stood adam
Rubbing the ass of his madam
as he cuckles with merth
he knows on this earth
There are 2 balls
and he has them all

There's a lady in france
who boarded a street car with no pants
everyone F**ked her
except the conductor
Because he went off in his pants

How do you say your sorry when you can't cause their dead

Confussion=life=confussion

He tells me to write something happy and not depressing or confussing and what would that be i don't know niether does he and what the hell is that!!!!

Theres no such thing as friends or true love cuz ur always alone in the end

I love you and thats why we mus never see each other again.

Ugh omg you give me the hibidy jibidys.