Mexican words of the day:
The teacher told Pepito to use the word Cheese in a sentence.

Pepito replies: Maria likes me, pero cheese fat.

U KNOW WHY MEXICANz WALK AROUND SCHOOL ALL BAD LIKE THEY OWN IT? BECAUSE THEIR DAD BUILT IT AND THEIR MOM CLEANS IT. JAJAJAJA

WHY DO MEXICANS ONLY TIE ONE SHOE? BECAUSE ON DA BOTTOM OF DA SHOE IT READS “ TAIWAN ”.
JJAJA LOL

I THOUGHT i HAD A CHANCE WiT U
i WAS WRONG
i THOUGHT U WERE DONE WiT HER
BUT I WAS WRONG..
BUT U KNOW WAT FORGET DAT iM BETTER OFF WiT OUT U
CUZ iF U LiED TO HER ABOUT ME THEN U WERE GONNA LiE TO ME ABOUT SUM OTHER GiRL
SO i SAYy GOODBYyE BABEe

Mexican word of da day-"Herpes"

....Me and my ruca ordered pizza.

I got mine piece and she
got herpes.

He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

Mexican word of da day -"ChiNOS"

My MOM thiNkS "ChiNOS" EVERythiN, bUt "ChiNOS" NOthiNG.!

U ONLY SEE WAT i CHOOSE TO SHOW THERES SO MUCH BEHiND THiS SMiLE U JUST DONT KNOW N NEVER WiLL

Do i love u,yes i do
do i miss u,yes i do
do i want u,yes i do
do i like u,yes i do
do i need u, not so sure
do u love me,probably not

.:NOthiNq hURtS MORE thAN REAliziNq y0Uh MEANt EVERythiNq tO ME BUt i MEANt NOtiNq tO yOUh:.