"Hey it's the winner of the Truman Capote look a like contest."

Alfie Singer (Woody Allen)

Annie Hall - "Hey I was younger than."

Alfie Singer - "It was just last year."

- Annie Hall

"I just don't want to belong to a club that would...uh...uh have someone like me in it."

- Alfie Singer (Woodie Allen)

"I only came here to do two things, drink some beer and kick some ass, looks like we're almost outta beer."

-Dazed and Confused

"Look their nice shoes, but they suck, I would never wear them, ever, but that doesn't mean there not nice, it just means that your.....well I dunno but the shoes still suck but there nice, understand?"

Man 1"Dude I'll trade you my soul for that"

Man 2 "Does that come in check form?"