First Person: Did you know Micheal Jackson died?
Second Person: Wha....?
First Person: Yeah, he ate a ten year old weiner.

Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire!

-saw it on a hoodie I really want :)

You could give me a bag of poo...
And i'll love it,
Cuz it's still from you.

They say the bad memories bring the most pain,
but it's the good ones that are driving me insane...