Seriously, sex is like pizza; even when its bad, its still pretty darn good!

Love is like war; easy to start, hard to stop, and impossible to forget.

A bestfriend will scream to you in the hall saying "I love you!" not caring if anyone thinks you're a lesbian, just caring that you heard them.

My friends are the Sh*t, yours smell like it!

You have to meet a few wrong ones before you can appreciate the right one.

Friends are forever, boys are whatever!

Don't Make her wait for you just because you know she will.

When some guy breaks your heart, friends will tell you, "Well, you deserve better." but bestfriends will prank call him in the middle of the night and say, "You will die in 7 days!"