* "A man come to oor (not wor) door. I says come in, take a seat. He says 'I'm coming in to take the lot.'"

Bobby Thompson

* "The dole is my shepherd, I shall not work."

* "I'll give yu a bottle o' Brandy if you can tell us you pay the 'lectric bill before you get the red letter."

ALL QUOTES BY BOBBY THOMPSON- THE LITTLE WASTER

"The dole is my shepherd, I shall not work."

Bobby Thompson