karden whitter

About karden whitter

hey! i just wanted to get some of my stuff out there on the internet. that's really it!

Profile of karden whitter

  • Age : 14
  • Gender : Female
  • Country : USA
  • Joined : May 8, 2008
  • Last Visit : 16 years ago
  • Poems : 2
  • Comments : 0
  • Quotes : 3
  • Posts : 0
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Latest Poems By karden whitter

Latest Quotes By karden whitter

  • Sex is like math. You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.

    16 years ago
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  • When you run over a human, it sounds like "thud." A bunny'd sound more like "pssssh."

    16 years ago
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  • I never knew how sexual math could be until now. Seriously, all that "the longer it is, the slower it takes to swing up" nearly sent me a-tumblin' into an uncontrollable fit of never-ceasing laughter.

    16 years ago
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