Quick..., put your left hand on your right shoulder, put your right hand on your left shoulder, now squeeze! That was a quick hug from me!

Quick..., put your left hand on your right shoulder, put your right hand on your left shoulder, now squeeze! That was a quick hug from me!

Whenever you feel a warm breeze brush against you, that's the kiss I blew to you.

Love is when you hug someone and it's not close enough....

I lived in fantasy once...ultimate fantasy...and when i woke up it hurted...

"Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them."

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat

"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"
Paris Hilton

"Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Brooke Shields