They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married. Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?

Dont care if I cant sing! I like this song, so I'm gonna sing it!

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

Its funny how we think n make our entire world around a person, when the truth is that particular person dosent even care....

The times when you are not looking for love, is when the most amazing person will come into your life.

A dream is a wish your heart makes.

*Cinderella*

"Why do I love you? Because you are and always have been my dream."