It's a horrible thing to see your lost love walk past you with another girl, and it's the worst thing to know that you made a mistake in letting him go.

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent

"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them.

"Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them."

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat