Friends are like condoms.
they protect you when things get hard. =]]

Were tighter than a fat kid in spandex =]]

FAKE: it seems to be the new trend and everyones in style.

Never take life too serious...
no one gets out alive anyways.

Love is like lightning.
u get struck once and baby it kills.

Every guy asks...
what does he have that i dont??
and i simply reply...
my heart.

You're everything i want.
but nothing i need

Im the s h i t so take a whiff.

Settle down precious...
i know what your going through,
10 minutes before you got here,
i was gonna jump too.

Sometimes its best not to question your friend.
just help them dump the body bag into the river.