Grabe life by the balls and squeezzzzzze

If you get on your knees
and ask pretty plz
you may just get a hit off my cheeves.

I could bend you in so many places
id make gumby scream

Party hardy
rock and role
drink a 40
smoke a bowl
for all you stoners who think your kool
think again cuz tweakers rule

DONT LOOK HERE THE JOKE IS IN YOUR HAND

Some come here to sit and think
others to shit and stink
i come here to scratch by balls
and read the writing on the walls

If you dont do anything all day. how do you know when your finished

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza. a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven. lol

(i dont really have anything against jews. itz just a joke)

Never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and dont die

Love is a four letter word just like sh** and f**k