Grabe life by the balls and squeezzzzzze

So your the b**ch that told the b**ch that im a b**ch well listen b**ch it takes a b**ch to know a b**ch to call a b**ch a b**ch B**CH

All guys are like a squarrel only out to get a nut

Love is a four letter word just like sh** and f**k

Never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and dont die

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza. a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven. lol

(i dont really have anything against jews. itz just a joke)

If you dont do anything all day. how do you know when your finished

Some come here to sit and think
others to shit and stink
i come here to scratch by balls
and read the writing on the walls

DONT LOOK HERE THE JOKE IS IN YOUR HAND

Party hardy
rock and role
drink a 40
smoke a bowl
for all you stoners who think your kool
think again cuz tweakers rule