Dark and brooding and full of pain
Burning with anger she cries in the rain...

Hey Mr. Overweight Man have a salami. You are...
Hey Mr. Overweight Man come on follow me, wait you...

Sometimes penises get horny and hard
and you swing them around...

She's all curled up in a sad little ball
Just waiting for the end to it all...

Waffletag
Oh Waffletag...

Pretentiously poetic prose permeates
deep words espousing deep thoughts on deep...

Mix a metaphor to match the matchbook with a...
wibble wobble wooble, dat ladies got humungous...

I look in her eyes and I see
I see everything...

It's like
God is the king...

When the tides are gone
When the trees are dead...

Our love is like a stainless pickle
Meaningless and very fickle...

I found an empty room
At the end of a hallway...