There was a man who loved to blab
And so his torso I did stab...

The pain
Eating away at my very soul...

I'm 23 years old
And here I am eating lunch...

A man cannot live on pornography alone
The touch of his hand will not satisfy his bone...

Waffletag
Oh Waffletag...

She's all curled up in a sad little ball
Just waiting for the end to it all...

Mix a metaphor to match the matchbook with a...
wibble wobble wooble, dat ladies got humungous...

Pretentiously poetic prose permeates
deep words espousing deep thoughts on deep...

Boxes all around
my slowly beating heart weeps...

Hey Mr. Overweight Man have a salami. You are...
Hey Mr. Overweight Man come on follow me, wait you...