There was a man who loved to blab
And so his torso I did stab...

Dark and brooding and full of pain
Burning with anger she cries in the rain...

Sometimes penises get horny and hard
and you swing them around...

Our love is like a stainless pickle
Meaningless and very fickle...

He wipes the cheetoh dust from his fingers
As he leans forward to type...

I found an empty room
At the end of a hallway...

She's all curled up in a sad little ball
Just waiting for the end to it all...

Do you remember the time so long ago
We played videogames together...

This is joy so divine and this beauty all mine
It's stupendous and grand, makes me feel like a...

A man cannot live on pornography alone
The touch of his hand will not satisfy his bone...