If you look up into the sky for too long, your stuff will get stolen.

She exhales marijuana, her lips are glossed with shrooms and her skin laced with coke.. if you look into her eyes its ecstasy.

Anybody can be pretty but it takes depth to be beautiful.

Never frown because you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile.

There's always someone who wants exactly what you want.

I believe in Karma and I seriously don't want to get run over by it!

I'm so flattered I'm flattened!

After friend tells the story of himself betting all on red on Roulette and losing:

"Ohhh dude that sucks.. you should have picked black!"