Okay, I've noticed other peoples profiles are really magical and full of wonder and excitement, and mine is not. So I'm going to add more then four sentences. First of all, I'm obsessed with music. I'm bi, and if you have a problem with that, I'm afraid to inform you, I don't care. I'm sure if you want to find out more about me, you could talk to me, or look up "sarcasm" in the dictionary. I've been told I'm funny, but most of what I say is an accident (caused by a broken condom). I think that's the end of my typing adventure for now.

Disasterpiece:

Dis-as-ter-piece

Noun; 1: one of questionable sanity