I want to work at a fast food joint... Just to be a smart a**. I would work at the window.. And someone would be like "Can I have a whopper?" and I would tell them "No."

Back in my day, I would have to walk to school in the snow. And the snow was 6 feet high, and I was only 3 feet. And sometimes there was ice. And I would just pray that it didn't defrost.. Because there was piranhas in there...

Have you ever layed on your bed... And looked up at the stars and wonder to yourself... Where the Hell is the roof...?

I hate it when people tell me so-and-so is so-and-so spelled backwards. I really don't care. It's not like I'm going to be writing something then say "Wait.. What if someone wants to read this looking in a mirror".

I hate it when people try to be like me. I should probably be flattered, but I'm angry, and a bit annoyed... Because, seriously, the last thing this world needs is more "me's"...

People come up to me and they say "Do people really come up to you?"

Sometimes people look at me... And they're worried... That I'll... Reproduce...

Do you want to know what really bugs me? What? No? You don't want to hear me complain? Okay..

I like it when people are like "don't label me!" I like chasing them around with label-makers. And they yell "Nooo!". What? That's what they're for.

I like listening to music in class. The only problem is, I have old school crappy headphones. They're ginormus. Today the teacher asked me "Am I stupid, or are you listening to your music.?"
"Ah, both.."