It only hurts when I'm breathing, My heart only breaks when its beating...

If your gunna shag it,
Bag it!

my mate always tells me this when im leaving to go out. lol

If tears could build a stairway, and memories a lane. I'd climb right up to heaven and bring you home again

When im in a sober mood i worry, work and think,
when im in a drunken mood i gamble, play and drink.
But when my moods are over, and my time has come to pass.
I hope they burry me upside down,
so the world can kiss my ASS!!