"If I don't accept this pitch now, I'm gonna end up with nothing but fouls for the rest of my life."

-Baine Willows

"I know I have my whole life ahead of me, but I just figure that I have a good one rolling in now, so why not walk the red carpet before it rains?"

-Baine Willows

"Taking time out of my life to offer up anything I can to a friend is really the only useful thing I can think to do with my time. Usually, they ask for a story or two."