Oh please, I don't turn heads
I break necks

Everyone is a friend
Untill proven otherwise

By the time we learn the lyrics

It's too late to sing the song

I Lied
I Cheated
I Coned
And I Snaked
Now You Feel The Pain
That I Must Intake

The Lights Are Out And The Dace Floors Waiting
But You're Too Busy Blending In The Crowd
The Lights Are Out And The Dance Floors Waiting
But You're Too Busy Following The Crowd

Facebook Stalking:
Because I'm to lazy to actually stalk you

You Call It Weird
I Call It Original

I think what everyone needs
Is a day away from reality

If it makes me smile when I'm down
It's alright in my book

How is Santa supposed to reach the children who live in apartments?
They have to buzz his ass in
( Beep Beep, Santa Clause)