If somebody asks, "why r you single?"
just tell them that "God is busy writing the best love story EVER! for me!"

I enjoy pie.

Do you have a pen????
Well get back in it you ugly PIG!!!

I look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again!!

Dancing is music made visable.

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A B***H!?!?!

thanks for the complement :-D

a b***h is a dog,
a dog barks,
bark comes from tree's,
tree's come from nature,
and nature is BEAUTIFUL!!
thanks, realy..

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I K!ll PpL 4 $$MonEyZ$$
BuT u Is My FweNd..
SO I k!ll You 4 NuSing!!

Cotton candy?

Nope!

Chocolate syrup?

Nah!!

Lemme C...

How bout sugar?

Hmmm...
Nope!

Damn!

Still cant find anything thats as sweet as you!!

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge. :-D