If you're such a "man" why do you run away every chance you get?

My X-BF's bio:

Liar. Cheater. Coward. Hypocrite. Baby. Jerk. Stupid. Ugly. Pathetic. Abusive. Pervert. ****head. Immature. Racist. Sexist. Disrespectful. Stupid. Childish. Scumbag. Idiot.

You like to be in pain but you always complain about it. Make up your mind.

I'm not a stuck up person but I think I'm better than you are.

Good luck trying to get me back after breaking up with me through E-mail from North Carolina during your vacation a week after our year anniversary when you live right down the street from me.

*Based on a true story* ^_^

You might want some but I can actually get some.

You're so crazy I wanna have your babies!